i cannot find my diploma and i am going crazy just thinking of it, hoping my mother will miraculously wake up now just so i can ask her wtf i put it!

i'm going to register for a childcare teacher seminar thing, it's not exactly what i want but i guess there's no harm trying and attending these things, i need a full-time job and not a bum anymore.

my father asks, "don't you want to be able to afford a miu miu bag instead?"

and i answer HELL YEA DADDY SO WHEN?