happy 26th, my amazing parents

i was rolling around in bed, floating in and out of dreamland at 5 minute intervals when i heard my parents' voices in my brother's room, prodding and poking him to get up and go for lunch together. i quickly closed my eyes and pretended to be dead to the world but no my mother knows me very well.

she found my new hidden chucks and 2 bottles of perfume and wow i almost had a panic attack cos i was afraid she'd say something again. she asked for lunch w us i tell her no please, i want to stay home :(

but on account of it being my parents' 26th wedding anniversary today, we all made it to town for a wonderful dinner, some window shopping at Marc Jacobs Agnes B DKNY all in a futile attempt for me to find a swanky new bag. marc by marc jacobs tote seems cool enough.
i stood outside the marc jacobs store at ion, playing with my lower lip when my brother comes up to me and tells me that standing outside the store makes me seem super cheapo so get the fuck in if you want to look!
"look at d&g it's so high class i don't even dare walk past it"
hahahahahahah sometimes i think my brother was born to amuse me and make me laugh