no joke

woke up at 2pm w killer pains and the sky was gloomy and raining, i made 4 trips to the toilet and scratched the living daylights out of myself. i smsed a friend and said id pay you to stab me w a kitchen knife.

5pm and im still recuperating in bed, but its much better after some panadol and i look out my window, the sun is shining gloriously.

honestly.